It's a big weekend for Columbus-area juggalos. Their No. 1 team, the No. 2 Michigan Wolverines, travel to East Lansing on Saturday to download a decade of insecurities onto Little Brother.
Jim Harbaugh, the grandmaster juggalo, will get 100 points if they'll let him.
On top of that, Insane Clown Posse comes to the historic Newport on Oct. 30, Halloween eve.
So you really can't tell them anything right now, because they're riding a blinder. As such, one brave area juggalo criminally trespassed on Urban Meyer's Muirfield village property to plant what historians must consider the biggest Michigan win in Columbus since 2000:
Found in my yard-NOT funny, whoever you are that trespassed. Plus, it's a violation of the "lawn ornament code". #muirfieldrules pic.twitter.com/bnl7uoRUIS
— Shelley Meyer (@spinnershells) October 28, 2016
Meyer reportedly isn't even mad. In fact, he's enjoying this.
Ohio State hosts Michigan on Nov. 26 at high noon on ABC.
