Some people consider Super Mario Brothers for Nintendo to be the greatest video game in history. Everybody considers Ohio State running back Demario McCall to be the greatest Buckeye in history.
So with March 10 being "National Mario Day" — no, I don't know who decrees these national days any more than you — it's only natural the two worlds should collide.
If McCall were the heroic plumber on a quest to save a princess from a fire-breathing lizard dwelling in a castle, this is exactly what it would look like. It's only 15 seconds long, but your day will be better for it nonetheless.
For a reminder of McCall's real-life powers, here's a 10-minute video of him toting the rock, via YouTube user Colton Denning:
Header video credit: Zach Swartz, Ohio State Football