There's no football in Ohio Stadium this Saturday, and there won't be for quite some time. As powerful as I may be, I cannot change that.
What I can do, however, is feed your football addiction with a few highlights from a fake football game that happened a week ago.
10. Kendall Sheffield Sticks Antonio Williams
Junior college transfer Kendall Sheffield is a very large, intimidating human who looks more like a linebacker than a cornerback.
Turns out, he also hits like a linebacker.
OK, now we're really hitting at the @OhioStateFB spring game. https://t.co/XDdwKiclrW
— Ohio State on BTN (@OhioStateOnBTN) April 15, 2017
I, for one, am pleased they did not play two-hand touch for this portion.
9. Dwayne Haskins Touchdown to Terry McLaurin
Joe Burrow and Dwayne Haskins had quite the duel on Saturday with the backup quarterback spot on the line. Here, Haskins tosses a dime to a streaking Terry McLaurin for a touchdown.
Dwayne Haskins and Joe Burrow in a backup quarterback duel for the ages right now. pic.twitter.com/jIVKER4BFY
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) April 15, 2017
There was no clear-cut winner because as you'll see, Burrow was also stellar on the day as well.
8. Joe Burrow to Johnnie Dixon
Here's Johnnie Dixon blazing past Kendall Sheffield.
Johnnie Dixon scores for the second time today; this time taking advantage of former JUCO CB Kendall Sheffield from 44 yards out. pic.twitter.com/yqGzkMeyln
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) April 15, 2017
The talk around Sheffield is that as a junior college transfer, he's game-ready from the start. That may be true, but I guess Dixon is as well.
7. Demario McCall 34-Yard Run
Demario McCall showed his elusiveness on Saturday. Here, the GOAT takes a handoff, weaves through the first level, then explodes upfield.
Demario McCall with a nice run. pic.twitter.com/Tl8ORUiJVU
— Ozone Communications (@theOzonedotnet) April 15, 2017
It's not too late to get on the Demario Heisman train.
6. Johnnie Dixon Juke
Johnnie Dixon has been plagued with knee problems his entire Buckeye career, but on Saturday, we got a glimpse of what a healthy Johnnie looks like.
Johnnie Dixon looking good early. pic.twitter.com/JCox34gkoj
— Ozone Communications (@theOzonedotnet) April 15, 2017
This was during the two-hand touch portion of the game, but the point was made. Johnnie Dixon's feeling good, folks.
5. Dwayne Haskins to Terry McLaurin
Dwayne Haskins threw a beautiful ball to Terry McLaurin here, going right over the top of freshman cornerback Jeffrey Okudah.
Beautiful.
— Ohio State on BTN (@OhioStateOnBTN) April 15, 2017
Was it a catch, @TheTerry_25? https://t.co/5n9kJzrpRu
It for sure wasn't a catch, but it was a beautiful toss.
4. Tate Martell Run
Not to be outdone by the show Dwayne Haskins and Joe Burrow were putting on, early enrollee Tate Martell scored the first time he touched the ball in Ohio Stadium, breaking about four sets of ankles in the process.
Looks like @TheTateMartell picking up where left off last fall!
— MaxPreps Football (@MaxPrepsHSFB) April 17, 2017
(Via @TheTateMartell/@BigTenNetwork ) pic.twitter.com/gCw2G1sywp
The 2017 quarterback battle is going to be something.
3. Demario McCall Wheel Route
Demario McCall said he hasn't been taking reps at the H-back position this spring, but that doesn't mean he won't be a receiving threat out of the backfield.
You don't need Demario McCall at H-back if you're just going to throw to him at running back. pic.twitter.com/SLnFaCqt6z
— Ozone Communications (@theOzonedotnet) April 15, 2017
Little known fact, the wheel route was actually invented for Demario McCall, in anticipation of his conquest of college football.
2. Dwayne Haskins to Johnnie Dixon
This was the most beautiful throw of the game.
Johnnie Dixon faded Rodjay Burns and Dwayne Haskins put the ball right where it needed to be.
Dwayne Haskins with a beautiful ball to Johnnie Dixon on 3rd and 7. pic.twitter.com/mYt9kONqFO
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) April 15, 2017
If Dixon can stay healthy, he's going to be huge for the Buckeyes in 2017.
1. Mike Weber to J.T. Barrett
I lied! The most beautiful throw came courtesy of running back Mike Weber.
Late in the first quarter, J.T. Barrett handed the ball to Weber, then darted out for a wheel route. Weber stepped back a hit a wide-open Barrett in stride with a near-perfect pass.
Mike Weber drops a left-handed dime to J.T. Barrett (you read that right) during some Kevin Wilson trickery. pic.twitter.com/vb753KLXFa
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) April 15, 2017
Also, I found out Weber is left handed. The more you know.
0. Jacob Jarvis Houses a Handoff
This was the play of the game, and it wasn't close.
No words can do this video/moment justice.
— Ohio State on BTN (@OhioStateOnBTN) April 15, 2017
Well done, @OhioStateFB! https://t.co/OWOVOJDueY