Social Reactions: Miyan Williams is Ten Thousand Percent That Dude As Ohio State Stomps All Over Rutgers

By Johnny Ginter on October 2, 2022 at 7:35 am
Ohio State dominated Rutgers on Saturday
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The first half of Saturday's blowout against Rutgers took approximately five hundred years to complete. At one point the delays and commercials and timeouts all blended together into some kind of errant black hole, where my consciousness tipped over the event horizon of boredom and my attention span was spaghettified into a thousand four-dimensional strands of light that were then crushed into a hot, dense sphere in which time and football had no meaning.

The second half was better, I think.

THE TEAM

THE ALUMNI

HOLY GUACAMOLE

THE REST

Next up is a tilt against Michigan State, ruled by a $95 million dollar man. See you then!

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