Not sure what shocked me more yesterday: Greg Oden's horrendous act/mugshot or Woody Hayes claiming he punched Charlie Baumann because Baumann's ancestors killed his ancestors in the Civil War.
This week's NSFW Anti-Work Bangers:
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Speaking of batshit insane: The Malice in the Palace. My arteries would've collapsed if an enraged
Ron ArtestMetta World PeaceThe Pandas Friend bum-rushed me over a crime I didn't commit. Jermaine O'Neal destroying some rando never gets old either. -
Nah, Lil Boosie, you're
not crazyonly a little crazy. (Please read all my work in Lil Boosie's voice.) - RARE: 19 year-old Kanye West freestyling....
MEDIA ATTENTION. Check-in galleries are usually the most-viewed galleries of the season. (Walt dropped the best gallery over here.)
And yes, the players (and the Director of Player Personnel) notice these things [via CollegeSpun]:
This media attention doesn't exist at other schools "@S13Collier: pic.twitter.com/jKQp8uWmCM
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) August 7, 2014
URBAN NAMED SECOND BEST RECRUITER. So says Mike Farrell, Rivals' National Recruiting Director.
Top 10 head coaching recruiters... 1 Saban 2 Meyer 3 Franklin 4 Sumlin 5 Fisher 6 B. Jones 7 M. Stoops 8 Swinney 9 Malzahn 10 Golden
— Mike Farrell (@rivalsmike) August 7, 2014
It's good to see James Franklin that high. I detest Penn State — I hope they're mediocre forever — but the Big Two needs a third wheel, and Michigan doesn't look up to the task.
SOME HEAVY AUGHTS ACTION. This picture, featuring (from left to right) Malcolm Jenkins, Brian Robiskie, Marcus Freeman, Alex Boone and James Laurinaitis is one of the most unintentionally funny pictures I've seen this year.
Seeing Buckeyes in their regular clothes at team hotel today reminded me of this from six years ago pic.twitter.com/SNyCBKq7Pp
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) August 7, 2014
Six years ago? DO YOU SEE HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK COOL IN A PICTURE FROM EVEN SIX YEARS AGO? This is why I gave up being cool as a #teen.
Outside of Robiskie, it looks like everybody was dressing out of John Gosselin's closet back then.
DRAFT EL GUAPO IN YOUR COMPUTER FOOTBALL LEAGUES. Carlos Hyde played in his first professional (exhibition) game last night. He went for 19 on his first carry and popped off for eight more on the very next play. Hyde finished the night with a very Hyde-like 7.8 yards per carry on five attempts.
Was it as good as it sounds? You be the judge:
Kaepernick: "Carlos Hyde looked really good... I thought our offensive line did a good job on that first drive." #49ers
— San Francisco 49ers (@49ers) August 8, 2014
Carlos Hyde will make an impact early as a blocker/receiver. Was pro-ready coming out of Ohio State.
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) August 8, 2014
Mentioned this throughout the draft process, but IMO no prospect improved more from 2012 to 2013 than Carlos Hyde. #Niners are set at RB
— Dane Brugler (@dpbrugler) August 7, 2014
Carlos Hyde has plenty of juice to get to the corner and hes a load to bring down at the 2nd and 3rd level.
— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) August 7, 2014
Carlos Hyde gained over three yards after contact per carry last season. Get used to this, America.
— SI_DougFarrar (@SI_DougFarrar) August 7, 2014
Take it from a two-time defending computer football champion: Carlos Hyde is a guy you want on your computer football team.
THE PHOTOBOMBER STRIKES AGAIN. Is Urban the most passionate photobomber in America? His catalog is overflowing:
So wanna know the secret to @OSUCoachMeyer's perfect photobomb technique? Check out this time lapse. #@OsuCoachCoombs pic.twitter.com/2tanvJYGZL
— Shelley meyer (@spinnershells) August 8, 2014
- Top frame: Urban is dead set on ruining this picture.
- Middle frame: Kerry Coombs looks salty.
- Bottom frame: Urban is still very amused with ruining the picture.
THOSE WMDs. Why crime a lot of the time ends at county lines... Worth click for photo: Soccer in World War I...Michigan Man hosts party of the century... Florida Man Chases Thief Who Stole Date's Bag, Never Comes Back; Later Found Hanging Out With Thief at Hotel... Evolution of English military garb over 1,000 years... I too vomit watching Bengals football... Cold-blooded, Petersen...
