You know how I know, like me, you're not on the Buckeye Cruise for Cancer right now? Because if you were, you'd be doing a lot more productive things than reading this article.
Perhaps, also like me, you're within the Greater Columbus Area. Not a bad February Monday, eh? Sunny skies and 35 degrees feelin' like Costa Rica, baby!
Sadly, however, neither of us is on the Buckeye Cruise for Cancer. What were we thinking? Like usual, we probably weren't.
As motivation for us taking out those payday loans to finance our reservations on the 2017 Buckeye Cruise for Cancer, I'd like to present this picture from 97.1 The Fan's Anthony Rothman:
The Buckeye Cruise is one big Flop of Fun !#BC4C @971thefan pic.twitter.com/7X40rMDBXk
— Anthony Rothman (@AnthonyRothman) February 22, 2016
The only reason I know this isn't a live-feed from Tupac's Thugz Mansion is there are too many people wearing shirts. All shirts should've been left in a Miami airport trashcan.
The corpulent bald man, obviously, is the true hero of this photograph. There he is, mid-belly flop, as hundreds hundreds of onlookers stand enthralled. All of them no doubt realizing this is a welcomed shakeup to their everyday routine.
According to the cruise's itinerary, the USS Buckeye is docked at Labadee (Royal Caribbean's private island!) until 4:30 p.m. on Monday. On Tuesday, it heads for Ochio Rios, Jamaica.
