Beware, Ohio State fans! There could be a bandit in our midst!
Police are searching for a white male "between the ages of 25 and 30" who robbed a Family Dollar in southwest Columbus on Saturday.
According to 10TV, the employee sensibly complied with the request, and the suspect escaped with an unknown amount of cash.
Sure, this could be a Michigander creating a false flag robbery. It could also just be a fiend who compounded a poor sartorial choice with the even poorer choice of sticking up a Family Dollar while wearing a mask covering everything except his face.
Still, it can't be ruled out this man is a Buckeye fan. And given that he's riding around robbing dollar stores, he needs caught before he hurts himself or someone else.
If you know anything about this man or the robbery, call the Columbus Police Robbery Unit at 614-645-4665 or Central Ohio Crime Stoppers at 614-461-8477. Tipsters can remain anonymous.