The Weekender: Tom Brady Retires*, Caleb Williams Has Not Landed Yet and Brian Kelly Just Wants to Dance, Dance, Dance

By 11W Staff on January 30, 2022 at 4:00 pm
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THE ONLY MICHIGAN QB WHO DIDN'T OWN COOPER-ERA BUCKEYES HAS RETIRED, MAYBE

down goes brady
Brady, wearing No. 10 here because superior quarterback Scott Driesbach wouldn't let him have 12, being sacked in 1998.

Tom Brady, the quarterback Michigan developed into the 2000 NFL Draft's 199th overall pick, has reportedly retired from professional football after a sterling and incomparable 22-year career.

Eleven Warriors would like to wish him a happy retirement. Go Bucs (sic, but not really).

In any event, Brady denied the initial report.

So we shall see. On behalf of all publishers who appreciate the content, thanks Tom.

LOCAL CAJUN MAN HAS MOVES

LSU head coach Brian Kelly, who speaks like this now, is at it again.

@dannyy_lewis #geauxtigers ♬ Right Foot Creep - YoungBoy Never Broke Again

That's three-star TE prospect Danny Lewis playing the part of Mia Wallace to Kelly's Vincent Vega.

Yet another video of Brian Kelly dancing – this time with the creator of the “Griddy” – emerged on Saturday night.

College football is an arms race; can we expect to see Ryan Day dancing with recruits?

no.

Coach Day has lived in Ohio for four years and we haven’t even heard him say ope yet. So, no.

CALEB WILLIAMS HASN'T LANDED YET

Quarterback Caleb Williams (13) waves to the crowd after a 52-21 win against Texas Tech on Oct. 30 at Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium in Norman. cover main
Oklahoma QB Caleb Williams, a former 5-star recruit, is still in the transfer portal. (Photo: Bryan Terry, The Oklahoman)

While former USC QB Jaxon Dart announced his intention to transfer to Ole Miss, the speculation following Oklahoma QB Caleb Williams continued swirling all week. The former five-star recruit has been in the transfer portal all month but has yet to choose a destination.

USC, LSU and Wisconsin are the top contenders to land him. An interesting development that could help the Badgers’ chances:

Engram was Paul Chryst's WR coach at Pitt, and hiring a mind from an offense built around Lamar Jackson certainly seems like a) a departure from Wisconsin football, and b) smoke for Williams to Madison.

MISSING FOOTBALL AND LOOKING FOR A GOOD MOVIE?

You should watch the two-hour documentary on The Best Damn Band in the Land:

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BUCKEYES COULD BENEFIT IF B1G ELIMINATES DIVISIONS

Dan Hope peels the onion as to how Ohio State and other B1G East heavyweights might benefit from a division-less conference (spoiler, the two best teams might get to play each other in Indy).

FLASHBACK: THAT TIME THE ELEVEN DUBCAST HAD JOE BURROW AS A GUEST

In which he suggests that Ohio State fans will appreciate the quality of his deep ball. Sure, okay.

A SCAMMER TRIED TO PHISH KEVIN FOR GIFT CARDS AND INSTEAD HE BECAME #CONTENT

An important reminder: Nigerian princes may exist, but none of them are going to contact you with any legitimate or lucrative offers.

UP NEXT
  • Men's basketball: Iowa 8pm Thursday @ VCA, Maryland 1pm Sunday @ VCA
  • Women's basketball: @ Iowa 9pm Monday
  • Women's golf: B1G Match Play @ Island Course at Innisbrook, Palm Harbor, FL; UCF Challenge Saturday @ Eagle Creek GC, Orlando, FL
  • Women's ice hockey: @ Minnesota State 9pm Friday, 3pm Saturday
  • Men's ice hockey: Wisconsin 7pm Friday, 8pm Saturday @ VCA
  • Wrestling: @ Penn State 7pm Friday, @ Rutgers 12pm Sunday
  • Men's volleyball: University of Mount Olive 6pm Friday, 3pm Saturday @ Covelli
  • Track & Field: @ Notre Dame Meyo Invite all weekend
  • Men's tennis: Tennessee 6pm Friday, Virginia 12pm Sunday @ Tucker
  • Rifle: PRC @ home all weekend
  • Pistol: @ North Dakota State all weekend
  • Men's gymnastics: @ Illinois 3pm Saturday
  • Men's lacrosse: Detroit 12pm Saturday
  • Synchronized Swimming: Jessica Beck Memorial Competition, Saturday
  • Fencing: Northwestern duals @ Evanston Sunday
  • Women's lacrosse: Vanderbilt (exhibition) 3pm Sunday

Ohio State hosts Michigan in football at Ohio Stadium in 300 days. Go Bucks.

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