Behold the College Football Fan Drunk Spectrum

Spencer Hall of EDSBS.com created the College Football Fan Drunk Spectrum, and it's fantastic:

The only thing with which I would quibble would be this: 

OHIO STATE DRUNK

Symptoms include complete memory loss prior to the 2013 season.

I'd posit OHIO STATE DRUNK is taking breakfast out of a liquor-filled Solo cup while standing around in a campus parking lot awaiting another ritualistic shanking of Michigan. (The notch below Ohio State drunk? Passing out in a gutter outside Out-R-Inn after another ritualistic shanking of Michigan."

Still, pretty damn accurate spectrum.