UPDATE (1:05 p.m.): This is all just a dumb marketing poster:
Hey look, some great graphic design work on a POSTER... #GlowDucks https://t.co/9LzhEAUCjV
— Craig Pintens (@UOPintens) August 11, 2015
Much like an an untalented radio shock jock (redundant, I know) who must keep saying more outlandish things to stay relevant, we have the Oregon Ducks and their jerseys.
Afraid of the dark? We're turning on the lights for the 2015 @WinTheDay season. #GoDucks #GlowInTheDarkPoster pic.twitter.com/8isCYiJMih
— GoDucks (@GoDucks) August 10, 2015
Considering they play night games under lights, I assume this means they'll turn out the lights in Autzen as the team takes the field. If not, then this is even dumber than I thought.
You might say, "Well, D.J., this is just good marketing. Here you are writing about Oregon football." To which I'd say, "Sure, if me writing bad things about Oregon football is good, then they've successfully Inception'd me. But you know what else would get me to write about Oregon football? If they won anything of relevance."
