Bert Bielema is one of college football's most detestable characters.
But... what if Bert were, you know, actually good? This seems to be the premise behind a bizarre upcoming "documentary" on the life and times of Bert.
Here's the latest trailer for what's sure to be the biggest box office flop this side of Waterworld in which Bert openly wonders why he can't get tanked on eggnog year round.
Bert is 18-20 in three years at Arkansas.