Bert Bielema Shares Picture of Younger, Skinnier Bert Wearing Cut-off Jean Shorts and a Fanny Pack

By D.J. Byrnes on August 8, 2016 at 1:28 pm
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Bert Bielema, Arkansas' mediocre football coach, will probably get his ass kicked in conference play for the fourth(!) straight season.

While I've written enough negative things about Bielema to fill a book, I must say I'm enjoying his transition from reviled heel to affable loser. Bert took another step in the transition Monday afternoon:

Some Ohio State fans may still cling to their disdain for Bert, the guy who managed to lose with Russell Wilson to a Buckeyes team that ultimately went 6-7.

That's fine and fait, but would they party on a Panama Canal cruise with a younger, svelter Bert who paired cut-off jean shorts with a fanny pack and two chihuahuas? I think we all know the answer to that question. 

The Razorbacks open their season Sept. 3rd at home against Louisiana Tech. Bert is 18-20 in his three years at the helm.

Source: @BretBielema

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