So I just called 911 and said some crazy stuff and now the cops are on the way.

I called and they said 911 what's your emergency? I said I needed an ambulance. They asked what for and I said I just wanted to see what it was like to ride on a stretcher in an ambulance. Well she didn't think it was funny and now she sent the police. Hopefully it's just a talking to and not a disorderly charge.

Anyway I don't wanna risk being searched so I ate the rest of this batch of brownies, hopefully they don't kick in til after the police leave.