Here is how to be prepared when you get one of those gifts. Commit these to memory and you will be prepared should that moment arrive. (Taken from “The Good Clean Funnies List.”)

Top 10 Things To Say About A Holiday Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift.

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.

7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6. Wow, I hope this never catches fire!

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.

My first choice is #4. Which one will be your go-to line tomorrow morning?