I know everyone, including me, would love to continue griping about the defense, but I thought I could give us all a reprieve with some humor. Jordan Battle, a former Ohio State commit, was asked by reporters today if he has a favorite saying from Nick Saban. And for whatever reason, Battle just unwittingly let out some dirty laundry.

Nick Sabans favorite saying is Suck on deez.

- Jordan Battle, 2021

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I see Mr. Saban is a man of culture. Honestly, imagining him reviewing film with his team and telling Bill O'Brien to "suck on deez" is one of the funniest sports images I can conjur in my head. The story is also made funnier because of how oblivious Battle is; you can even hear a reporter in the background let out a guffaw. Surely he must know he's going to run 10 gassers from letting that information out.