I love gambling…I’m terrible at it but by god, it doesn’t stop me. The only time I’ve ever been in the black is when ElevenWarriors had the AGS article. Why? Because I just rode the coattails of you all making picks. I hit a nice $1 parlay to win $96. I was winning so much, that my wife was telling her friends how much she enjoyed me gambling and that it was “easy money.” Since then, I can’t buy a pick. Osu vs PSU - easy money… just kidding I took our stellar offense at home. Can’t happen again against Nebraska, right? Cool, cool, cool, yeah it can. Better stay away from this -20 with Purdue (just put the legos on the floor and I’ll de-sock). I stumbled across a show while waiting for the bucks to tip off against Akron, “The Wager,” “The Gamble?” “Loose Change?” I can’t remember but it seemed legit. It had Bear taking Texas -30 over Kansas. “Thank the heavens!” I thought, “people who know what they’re doing.” Wellll here I am watching the Jayhawks put the Lawrence BBQ on the Texas Roadhouse and all I want is the g-dang Against the Spread article back.

(disclaimer: I only bet $1-$5 because I’m a risk averse 4 year old, and that’s all the adrenaline boost that I need on a Buckeye Saturday)