Well, now that I have your attention - the guy with the last name who seemingly everyone on here has had fun with is looking for a new home. Michael Penix Jr. is in the transfer portal after 4 years at Indiana.

Indiana QB Michael Penix Jr has entered the Transfer Portal pic.twitter.com/6pEwxi2dD0
— NCAAF Nation (@NCAAFNation247) December 6, 2021

We've all been caught up in our own portal drama so let's loosen up a bit & see your best one-liners (and laugh a little).

I'll start by saying I hope the OL of his future school offers Penix some good protection