This is a last ditch attempt to see if anyone has ideas or is able to help in anyway. I'll be visiting campus next week with the whole family (wife and three kids, spring break). We live in NJ and don't make it back to Columbus very often. I just discovered that tours of Ohio Stadium are offered but they have to be scheduled 2 weeks in advance (missed this window). Anyone have experience with this tour or have ideas about skirting the 2 week rule? I’ve emailed the tour office but haven’t heard back. 
Also, to everyone that gave me helmet stickers so I could make this post, thank you!