One-time Yankees ace, and mainstay in their starting rotation, CC Sabathia is checking himself into rehab today, instead of preparing to pitch in the playoffs, according to several media outlets. I can't imagine what the ultimatum was that led to this, but he will leave the Yankees high and dry, while he hopes to do the same himself...less high, more dry. 

Look in the bright side, if he meets a lovely brunette in rehab, the major motion picture will be released next year.