Venture over to our favorite rival website (mgoblog).  Guy runs into a pole at 3 am after a game against Illinois.  Cops show up and he is outside the car.  They ask him if he is the driver, he says no.  He then changes his story and says yeah, I was the driver.  Cops refuse to comment on anything regarding him being intoxicated.  They didn't have him take a test to determine if he was impaired.  Wrote him a ticket.  Surprisingly some comments allude to the fact that he was definitely intoxicated and got away with a slap on the wrist.  Others have gone full denial mode, saying maybe the suspension was due to violating curfew.  One went to take a shot at OSU and MSU saying the cops would have been suspended.  The delusion is real folks.