You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
It's finals week. Should I be studying? Absolutely. I absolutely should be. Am I? Well, no. Instead, I am providing our dearest readers with the quality #content that you dish out all your hard earned money for.
Nothing but they best for you guys. *heart-emoji-in-the-color-of-your-choice*
Let's get to it.
About to head to the library....... here comes the wise cracks
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) April 28, 2015
Never fear Buckeye Nation, Cardale Jones is a better student than I am. I'm two finals away from finishing my second year here and I have yet to go to the library for any reason other than to purchase a frozen hot chocolate from the coffee shop (they're magical btw. Would recommend 100%).
Yes lol pic.twitter.com/vTzIuS3vm5
— Marshon Lattimore (@_ShonL2) April 29, 2015
After this week, I'll probably have drank enough coffee to stimulate all of Columbus
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) April 30, 2015
Need those Bradley Cooper limitless pills. My mind likes to hide all its knowledge about stats.
— Nick Sergakis (@SurgieeBaby) April 29, 2015
Well, at least it's in there somewhere. I can't say that about myself.
Procrastination game strongggg
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) April 28, 2015
Got caught by people tryna dodge bees on the way to my final #TheyWon'tCatchMe
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) April 29, 2015
It's about to go DOWN!! pic.twitter.com/c4cqHPFI8T
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) April 27, 2015
If Chipotle doesn't throw enormous amounts of endorsement money at Cardale Jones immediately after he leaves Ohio State, someone is doing their job wrong.
@DLeeMG8 I had a dream about making french toast, so who really wins here?
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) April 30, 2015
Nothing is more frustrating than opening a hot dog bun from the wrong side
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) April 26, 2015
@mwh72f4 @TigerJustin13 they don't sell these pic.twitter.com/NGjuCOB7Pt
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) May 1, 2015
A Clemson fan tried to talk trash to Raekwon...
Myself and @elflein65 are looking for a roommate to move in at the start of June for next year. Gotta be a student and love the bucks.
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) April 27, 2015
Just came back from down 3-0 to win with a 90th minute goal. Poor guy probably punched a hole through his TV.
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) April 30, 2015
RT. I had a blast. Thanks for having me on. Next time give me some @BunBTrillOG or @paulwallbaby or Geto Boys https://t.co/0SGGn3gfmD
— Tom Herman (@CoachTomHerman) April 30, 2015
There has to be a video of this. You can't just tweet that and leave us hanging here.
It is only a matter of time till a baby is named 'slob' #slobs #buckeyeoline https://t.co/NJT7yhArwr
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) April 30, 2015
Bama coach at school wearing a College Playoff jacket
— Alex Stump (@ShowTime_Stump) April 29, 2015
Last final complete, I'm officially a graduate of THE HIO STATE UNIVERSITY! And they use to say I would never..... Silly lil rabbits
— Fidel Ca$hflow (@1Tyvis) May 1, 2015
Mike Thomas Shares His Thoughts
The Vikings selected Michigan State corner Trae Waynes with their 11th pick of the draft. Mike Thomas was... Amused.
No comment
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
Congratulations
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
I know @dsmithosu drinking a big cup of tea in that green room
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
Mike Thomas can stop talking trash the minute someone proves him wrong. Until then, I'm going to enjoy this.
Stay tuned.. I'm still hungry like I didn't get my turn yet...
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 1, 2015
This week's winner of twitter
The @Browns don't need to offer two 1st round picks for Mariotta. My son come out next year.. lol #patienceiskey
— Fidel Ca$hflow (@1Tyvis) April 29, 2015
Even better than the actual tweet is the fact that it was taken dead seriously. A particular writer employed by a particular website (I won't name either one because the public shame is just... I can't...) wrote an article (that's since been corrected, at least) seriously reporting that Cardale Jones's father, Tyvis Powell, tweeted this.
Tyvis Powell's Troll Status: Master.
Follow Friday
- Cameron Johnston: @Cam_Johnston
- @ThingsOnGrandma -nothing to do with Ohio State or sports, but something about it keeps my inner 12 year old dying laughing.
Important update
Yeah, so... In case you somehow missed it, Cardale Jones tried his best to break twitter this afternoon. Here are some reactions to the Troll Sultan's work.
@TDeck68 I been told yall that. I'm glad yall see the things I have to deal with smh
— Fidel Ca$hflow (@1Tyvis) May 1, 2015
He was in them special classes that wore helmets when he was younger. https://t.co/tflM9ZSP6z
— Fidel Ca$hflow (@1Tyvis) May 1, 2015
You trending #1 tho bum juice @CJ12_ pic.twitter.com/rgDO2PEsvY
— Jt Barrett (@JT_theQB4th) May 1, 2015
Did... Did he change his Wikipedia page just for this joke...? The detail... *slow clap* pic.twitter.com/mWaIFJWoWj
— Kevin Harrish (@Kevinish) May 1, 2015
(Yes. I did just put my own tweet in this article. Sue me)
