One of the things that's ever-so-slightly difficult about compiling a set of Tweets every week is that there's usually an hour or so window of time between the end of a game and the beginning of football players getting on social media. Usually I spend those hours frowning into the ether and worrying about life, but tonight I decided to take my girlfriend out to see Doctor Strange.
Anyway, the short version of this parable is that amidst the conjuring and incantations and cape jokes is a lot of talking about alternate dimensions. Which at first seemed like crazy talk but once I got out of the movie and saw that pretty much every top ten team had lost (minus any that have made obvious pacts with Lucifer himself), it's clear that the very fabric of reality has been torn in half.
Hell, we were rooting for Michigan to win at one point, clearly a sign of a sick universe. Still, it's a universe in which Ohio State drops 62 points on the Terps, so it can't be all bad.
THE PLAYERS
That boy @BinjimenVictor congrats bro more to come
— Austin Mack (@Austin_Mack10) November 13, 2016
just wait on it
— leek (@Leek_8) November 13, 2016
When your mom drops you off on the first day of school https://t.co/gu2QvIED5f
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) November 13, 2016
It's LIT !! #GoBucks https://t.co/JDRYpibp4v
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) November 13, 2016
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) November 13, 2016
THE ALUMNI
BUCKEYEESSSSS
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) November 12, 2016
Let's go whoop some A$$. Let's Go Buckeyes.
— Larry Grant (@LarryGrant95) November 12, 2016
Wow wait 50 points almost in the first half??? #shhhh
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 12, 2016
Real recognize real baby bro @BinjimenVictor don't say to much #shhhh . Congratulations it's only up from here!
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 12, 2016
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) November 13, 2016
Not a great day to be a ranked team.....except the bucks
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) November 13, 2016
THE REST
ALL ABOARD THE G.O.A.T. TRAIN Y'ALL pic.twitter.com/4ipbB5vYQo
— D.J. Byrnes (@marion_ohio) November 12, 2016
This freight train is moving full steam ahead!!! Go Bucks!!!
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) November 13, 2016
Marcus Baugh: Tight ends can get up, too. pic.twitter.com/k7DtAgqsSA
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) November 12, 2016
I hope Ohio State fans fully understands and appreciates the swag that drops off freshman running back Demario McCall pic.twitter.com/bWJ4i8AQcc
— Eric Seger (@EricSeger33) November 12, 2016
"WELL??!?" TWEET OF THE WEEK
Sooooo who is trying to help me clean my apartment real quick?
— 4-102 (@RIP_JEP) November 12, 2016
That's it for this week, and next time, Sparty gets theirs.
