Remember the first rule of Twitter: never tweet.
2016, like every year since the Twitter became a thing, provided us with many awful tweets. Here are the worst of them.
Body shaming? Bold play.
Sure.
Really hoping the odds and ends of Ohio State recruiting are wrapped up before The Bachelor tonight. I need to focus.
— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) January 18, 2016
How'd this one play out for you, Baker?
@KirkHerbstreit I know you are going to have trouble picking the winner when your beloved Buckeyes come to Norman in the fall #ButWeKnow
— Baker Mayfield (@baker_mayfield6) March 8, 2016
Vape jokes are the new Harambe jokes.
The Blue Jackets' invasion of Canada continues. 4-1 win at Calgary. #CBJ 19-5-4. Put that in your vape and smoke it.
— Dave Biddle (@davebiddle) December 17, 2016
Is this something a real journalist actually thought to write an article about? Spoiler: yes.
Has Ohio State football been cursed by the success of the Cavs and Indians? @clevelanddotcom https://t.co/C8P5UPoJeP
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) October 28, 2016
Great call, Twitter scout.
The Chargers taking a fat L draft Bosa 3rd overall sat out all offseason and the man ain't even play his 1st game yet. BUST
— Vikings 8-8 (@Rickyyyyyyyyy_) September 23, 2016
Why so angry?
So Trevor Bauer is an irresponsible child who jeopardized his team's chance to win by playing with a toy, and it was never cute or funny.
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) October 18, 2016
Idea: Let Cowboys fan coach this team (to a 2-14 season).
#DallasCowboys fans want Alfred Morris to start over Ezekiel Elliott at RB -- by a wide margin. Cast your vote here https://t.co/U2oPCRNAyZ pic.twitter.com/XjcdaZBL9B
— Dallas Cowboys news (@dmn_cowboys) September 21, 2016
Another hot scouting take.
Based on the evidence, I've tentatively grown more interested in Braxton Miller than his OSU teammate Michael Thomas. More diverse skillset.
— Dion Caputi (@nfldraftupdate) January 28, 2016
Still with this?
I have to write a huge story for the morning and Bachelor in Paradise is on tonight. Not a good look for me.
— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) August 16, 2016
We didn't miss this, but we wish we did:
ICYMI | Michigan Monday: The Legend of Jabrill Brasky https://t.co/QntFV5fPKG pic.twitter.com/lNEfO9hyFE
— Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) September 20, 2016
Landscape photography game is on point.
Excellent!! Came with Dispatch today. pic.twitter.com/zQroOYFn4f
— Tim May (@TIM_MAYsports) August 24, 2016
This is about sports or Dragonball Z. We're not sure.
lmao, what?! pic.twitter.com/anoncpfxQJ
— Local Team Ultra (@marion_ohio) December 3, 2016
Shawn knows all.
Ohio State twitter is worried about Michigan, flat out.
— Shawn L. Martin (@ShawnLMartin) October 3, 2016
Please don't ever do something like this again.
You're going to want to see this, coming out in just a few weeks... #TheEdge #LandOfTheWolves #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/pcjbDUJjeZ
— Bucknuts (@Bucknuts247) August 9, 2016
0–2
Good to see Director Smith being relevant again after the tattoo fiasco. Welcome back!
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) March 23, 2016
When you know you shouldn't tweet something but try to hedge:
Not sure why Jared Goff's tiny hands are a concern. In my experience, smaller hands are preferable because they make...wait, never mind.
— Ben Axelrod (@BenAxelrod) February 25, 2016
Kevin's bad taste in food and tweets continues.
. @Arbys I'm coming. Hang on.
— Kevin Harrish (@Kevinish) December 1, 2016
Eeeesh...
Everything pales in comparison to the on-campus situation at OSU ... but here is our gallery from Sat pregame events https://t.co/jze7P6Q1w6 pic.twitter.com/C8VgUNNl0g
— Steve Helwagen (@SteveHelwagen) November 28, 2016
#WellActually, Penn State got both injured linebackers back for this game and they combined for 31 tackles.
Ohio State running this offense against a team with no linebackers makes you think: What is the point of caring about anything, really
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) October 23, 2016
Sent from a strip club. Probably.
OR THAT!!!!!!!
— Local Team Ultra (@marion_ohio) November 26, 2016
Local man has bad opinions. A lot of them.
This is my favorite hill to die on. Cheese is overrated garbage.
— Ryan Ginn (@rmginn) December 13, 2016
Michigan man has bad opinions. A lot of them.
Cowards, as always
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) November 26, 2016
How much awful can you pack into one tweet?
Our guy @FakeUrban came pretty close to nailing the score again. #Buckeyes https://t.co/nY4epMAq7e
— Kevin Noon (@Kevin_Noon) October 1, 2016
When pay sites give FREE weather updates.
Concerned about the weather for #OhioState tomorrow? Here is a look at the latest forecast https://t.co/UeGZpOZNjC (FREE)
— Alex Gleitman (@alexgleitman) November 18, 2016
Still angry?
Why are we obsessed with guys hurdling defenders when it only gains them like an extra half yard? I'll take a broken tackle.
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) November 18, 2016
One beer into the night...
Fiesta media party is lit
— Eric Seger (@EricSeger33) December 30, 2016
Sportswriter attempts screen capture. Fails spectacularly.
I told @Sam_Hubbard_ I was getting the scouting report on his lacrosse skills. He said he was curious as well, so: https://t.co/o9K3jnunhM pic.twitter.com/C9YYkBfMct
— Austin Ward (@AWardESPN) November 17, 2016
Cool take, Nostradamus.
all evidence suggests that tyler durbin will never miss a field goal for the rest of his natural life
— Johnny (@Johnny11W) October 23, 2016
All Franklin did was win out...
Special shout out to the Penn State fans stopping by to talk trash. But you just earned yourself three more years of Franklin, which...
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) October 23, 2016
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