As part of Ohio State's Student Appreciation Day, the football program held 40-yard dash contests Saturday in hopes of finding "the fastest student," the finals of which will be held next Saturday during halftime of the spring game.
We don't know who will be competing there yet, but we've already seen perhaps the greatest athletic feat performed by a non-footballer on this day: A gentleman won a heat wearing jeans.
I didn't believe it either until video evidence appeared on my Twitter timeline. That guy really did it—he cooked an entire fleet of racers while wearing jeans. By international law, the losers may never race again.
Don't be surprised if Urban Meyer extends a walk-on offer before the sun sets on the Woody Hayes statue outside the football complex bearing his name.
[Video by Lucas Abreu]
