Sunday Skull Session

By D.J. Byrnes on May 3, 2015 at 4:59 am
Doran Grant and Zach Smith
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I never want to watch another Floyd Mayweather fight ever again, and I'm glad I didn't pay a dime for last night's affair. Outside of four glorious seconds, it was a sleepy emoji in fight form. Good night forever, boxing.

NFL Draft recap:

  • Devin Smith to the New York Jets (2nd).
  • Jeff Heuerman to the Denver Broncos (3rd).
  • Doran Grant to the Pittsburgh Steelers (4th).
  • Michael Bennett to the Jacksonville Jaguars (6th).
  • Evan Spencer to the Washington Redskins (6th).
  • Rod Smith to the Seattle Seahawks (UDFA).
  • Curtis Grant to the San Diego Chargers (UDFA).
  • Darryl Baldwin to the Baltimore Ravens (UDFA).

Some other stuff written by people more talented than me this week:

PROPS TO THE BASEBALL AND MEN'S LACROSSE TEAMS. The baseball team and the lacrosse team came up short yesterday:

JIM TRESSEL'S ARMAGEDDON. We know how Jim Tressel will be celebrating Cinco De Mayo this year:

The nation's top punting prospect committing to Ohio State would go great with a warm glass of milk, I'm sure.

JAQUAN LYLE: MY NEW FAVORITE BASKETBALLER. I would like to request incoming basketball freshman JaQuan Lyle sport this look all season: 

THOSE WMDs. Just wait for it... If these kids are real, I hate them... This is how much diamond is extracted from a massive mine... Nationwide fires exec behind infamous dead kid Super Bowl ad... The Fall of the Cherry King... Los Pollos Hermanos could be a real thing one day.

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