Skull Session: Ohio State Turns the Draft into an Infomercial (Again)

By D.J. Byrnes on April 28, 2018 at 4:59 am
Tyquan Lewis sleeps for the April 28 2018 Skull Session
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We're through three rounds of the NFL Draft and Michigan has the same amount of draft picks as Fort Hays State and Rutgers.

The Buckeyes have five.

Be sure to follow Dan Hope on Twitter for NFL Draft Day 3 updates.

ICYMI:

Word of the Day: Sidewinder.

 WOAH THERE, YOUNG FELLA. I knew Sam Hubbard. I cheered Sam Hubbard. I respected Sam Hubbard.

Unfortunately Sam Hubbard is now dead to me.

Notice to Cincinnati: Your city and esoteric ways have won me over. I still have to roast your sports teams and fans until I die. I'm sorry; it's just business.

 BEST B1G QB!? Michigan fans won't admit it but they're already starting to fantasize about a national title.

From mgoblue.com:

The waiver has now been approved by the NCAA and thus football student-athlete Shea Patterson will be eligible to compete in the 2018-19 academic year.

I'm not concerned about Patterson until I see Michigan's offensive line. Patterson can't prosper unless the Wolverines can consistently run the ball—something they haven't been able to do in over a decade.

 MY NEW SPOT. You know Columbus is a metropolis know because it has a place where you can go throw axes.

From columbusunderground.com:

Axe throwing lounge Dueling Axes is set for a late spring opening in Downtown Columbus, at the corner of South Fourth Street and Noble Street.

Co-owners Jess Hellmich and Paul Sherry have known each other several years and worked together at a roofing company in Westerville. Hellmich ran its marketing department while Paul worked on the operations side, before working together to help start a distribution company in 2015. With a drive to open their own business, Hellmich and Sherry came across the concept of axe thowing. It’s a nice change of pace from the world of construction, Hellmich says.

“It’s really fun, not only to do, but to be part of the operation, of the planning and the running of the company,” Hellmich says. “It’s fun and it’s simple. It’s pretty straightforward.”

Sounds like a place that print money in preparation of Michigan's biannual invasion due in November.

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