Frank Martin Claims to Have Human Heart, Surprisingly It's Not a Stranger's

By D.J. Byrnes on February 16, 2015 at 12:28 pm
Frank Martin.... intimidating
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Frank Martin, one of the most terrifying men in college sports the world, went on the radio today and claimed to have a heart.

Yes, you read that right: Not only does Frank Martin reveal to his possession of a human heart that wasn't a stranger's pulsating in his hand, but one that is also breakable:

Martin, of course, used to coach at Kansas State, and Willie Cauley-Stein, a 2012 recruit and Olathe, Kansas, native, is now a big cog in Kentucky's 250-0 Death Star.

I, for one, don't know why Cauley-Stein didn't want to play for a coach that seems like he'd have no problem disposing of a corpse:

(For the record: I like Frank Martin, but not as much as he intimidates me.)


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