According to the oracle of the universe (Google), it's a nippy 34 degrees in Champaign today for an extremely B1G Iowa-Illinois matchup.
And while the game has yet to kickoff, it's winner has already won in decisive fashion. I assume this boss hogg is either a parent of a player or n first century Viking earl, flanked by his lieutenants, and eyeing a siege to the valley below.
Where do you even buy something like that? I guess I shouldn't torment myself with idle preponderance; I do not own enough sacks of gold to purchase a coat that silky.
Source: @11W