You may find that work, school or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Fr need Chinese food in my life
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 3, 2016
Fam full of SLOBS. It's a lifestyle. pic.twitter.com/A4vjgzlptd
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) February 4, 2016
The most fantastic part of this is that he labeled her as "(niece)" in his phone.
I never stopped eating Chipotle. I guess you can call me a ride or die?
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) February 1, 2016
@Lastname_Baker Thanks for the support. Hopefully we'll see you soon. -Kate
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 1, 2016
You have to admire the Dolo-like dedication.
Done working out, and only 1 class today. Spending the rest of the day handing out L's in Fifa #lineupplease
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 5, 2016
Wish they would've never banned seggys from campus
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 1, 2016
I was unaware of this ban, but it would explain why I've seen a far more basketball players using their feet to walk to class than usual.
Big shoes to fill in 2016... pic.twitter.com/a6BVpmVdSp
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) January 30, 2016
High school kids committing using videos need to stop #whataretheythinking #gottabekidding
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) February 1, 2016
Remember how Cameron Johnston committed? Neither do I. Take note, kids – silent killer.
The proof is in the pudding pic.twitter.com/8BLl3wR9MW
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 4, 2016
I mean I was chillin and dropped 35-9 while y'all at my neck
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 4, 2016
This is not that difficult y'all lol pic.twitter.com/VOgxuLR28m
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) February 1, 2016
Think long and hard about this, then check your answer at the end.
This couple is really cuddling in the lecture hall before the class starts ...
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 4, 2016
just wait until @Cantguardmike showcase his skills yall gone really see why he got that username
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) January 30, 2016
Ya feel me?? @b_price54 @S13Collier #tbw pic.twitter.com/uvzQH1PpLK
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) February 3, 2016
Here are my boy-band Power Rankings:
- Backstreet Boys
- One Direction
- NSYNC
- Jonas Brothers
- 98 Degrees
Porzingis is my favorite player idc idc idc
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) January 30, 2016
just wait until @Cantguardmike showcase his skills yall gone really see why he got that username
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) January 30, 2016
Major pic.twitter.com/2JgywUNT4B
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) January 31, 2016
Based on this picture, my quality of life would improve immensely if I hired Meech as a personal chef.
Me during football season pic.twitter.com/u6nmOI5fra
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) February 3, 2016
This panini maker has to be the best bowl gift ever
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 3, 2016
Taking accounting as a "fun" elective was the worst idea I've ever had
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 5, 2016
Ohio Weather
As a Georgia native, I was quite pleased with the weather this week. It's early February and I was comfortably wearing shorts.
Wish the weather would just stay like this
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) January 31, 2016
I feel you, Jamarco, but Ohio weather is more fickle than Drake's sports fandom.
I wore shorts to class yesterday and now it's snowing #makessense
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 4, 2016
I have yet to find a better meteorological explanation for what's been happening than the following:
"Summer isn't gonna be til October, cause it hasn't snowed yet and its February"- wise words from @o_tate_ himself about Cbus weather
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 4, 2016
Torrance Gibson made no comment.
#NeverTWeet
In this week's edition of Grown Man Tells College Student How to Live, we have David.
Stephen Collier posted a light-hearted jab at Jamarco Jones. Evidently, David hates fun.
@S13Collier why aren't u out working on your game. Time to prove u want it. U should be the backup qb by now but instead ur roasting ur bros
— David Yoder (@DavidYoder12) February 2, 2016
What Mr. Yoder fails to realize is that fun and working hard are not always mutually exclusive.
I was "roasting my bros" after coming home from the football facility for 5 hours (6AM) but yup you right https://t.co/5zmPYCxBEM
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) February 2, 2016
Brady Taylor had a fine solution to this problem:
@DavidYoder12 @S13Collier pic.twitter.com/HlKpgrF41r
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 2, 2016
Despite Taylor's helpful recommendation, David's account remains active.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Football doesn't last forever, just a bit longer for some than others. Now on to fulfill my dream of medical school #GoBucks
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) February 3, 2016
Best of luck to Kyle on his academic career.
Solution
I know you were all dying to know the solution to Stephen Collier's math question, so I'll share. The answer is 14.
"How did you get into College, Kevin? You're wrong. It's clearly 16."
#WellActually...
@S13Collier @FIuentConcepts 14
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 1, 2016
@S13Collier @FIuentConcepts
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 1, 2016
1 Apple= 10
1 Coconut= 1
3 bananas = 3
10+1+3=14
well I just took my L for the day. https://t.co/t7cEk7NHE9
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) February 1, 2016
