Well, it happened: The local team won the big game. And Urban Meyer didn't dab on Jim Harbaugh's coffin, but the post-game celebration is even better.
Curtis Samuel finally found some light, and when he died, he daggered Michigan in double-overtime to seal the 30-27 victory.
Afterwards in the locker room, Meyer found and embraced the junior H-Back from Brooklyn while players sang Lil Uzi Vert's "Now I Do What I Want."
Samuel, who finished with 86 yards of total offense and a touchdown, is now 3-0 against Michigan.
But wait, there's more, fans of dancing victors in locker rooms!