I did not think that Ohio State was going to cover the spread against Maryland, which should tell you something about how I feel about betting on sports in general, and for me specifically: it's usually a bad idea.
For example, if you had bet me that J.K. Dobbins would have almost exactly as many rushing yards at this point in the season as Saquon Barkley, I'd have lost that bet. If you had bet me after the Army game that the Buckeyes would rattle off three straight games of more than 50 points (increasing each game), I'd have lost that bet, and if you had bet me that all signs of a quarterback controversy would completely fade despite Dwayne Haskins getting a ton of playing time, I'd have lost that bet too.
But you didn't! Good! Let's read some tweets!
THE PLAYERS
Praying for you @BrandenBowen keep your head up bro trust the process god has a plan for you
— Jashon Cornell (@JayRock_9) October 8, 2017
Awake and well. Surgery was good. Buckeyenation your support is unreal! The Best Damn Fans in The Land ! I appreciate you all! Go Bucks!
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) October 8, 2017
Love you bro! Already know you gone bounce back better than ever! You still gotta be my roommate in the hotels so you only get to rest a lil https://t.co/ILfmIHuLJn
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) October 8, 2017
— RIPUNK (@JoshAlabi) October 8, 2017
THE ALUMNI
Liking what I'm seeing from Benjamin Victor big WR
— LaQuinton Ross (@qross2011) October 7, 2017
Special teams grade so far... F
— Adam Griffin (@yunggriffsays) October 7, 2017
Special teams will bounce back, but its going to be one long week of film/practice!
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) October 7, 2017
Victor is going to be goooood
— Dee Miller (@DEEMILLER15) October 7, 2017
You can go on & start dat runnin clock dawg...
— BlackLion (@Only1CieGrant) October 7, 2017
"Turtle Soup"
"Maryland's been officially served."#GoBucks
#Buckeye4Life pic.twitter.com/77iYdBJbNU
— Mike Conley (@mconley11) October 8, 2017
Go Buckeyes! pic.twitter.com/r6IoZwl3gC
— Jim Lachey (@JimLachey64) October 7, 2017
JAY RICHARDSON GETS MAD AT A TARGETING CALL, A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
Denzel Ward just Detonated this kid. Clean hit too. A thing of beauty.
— Jay Richardson (@JayRichardson99) October 7, 2017
If they call targeting I'm done with college football
— Jay Richardson (@JayRichardson99) October 7, 2017
I'm done. This is ridiculous. If you hit a guy too hard you're thrown out. Unbelievable. Just wrong.
— Jay Richardson (@JayRichardson99) October 7, 2017
THE REST
Thanks for letting us grab a pic! Keep doing your thing @Cantguardmike #shhh pic.twitter.com/k5hR6nY1Om
— R. Jordan (@RemingtonG13) October 8, 2017
When you finally get to hug your big brother @TMunford_64 after a big win it's a great day #osuvsmaryland #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/4thuooPYmq
— Rebecca Moore (@beccamoorecw) October 8, 2017
JAB-JAB-CROSS alllll day #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/uvsnvxhiAV
— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) October 7, 2017
Here, by the way, is Denzel Ward giving the "O-H..." as he leaves the game. pic.twitter.com/v13lV9qyTt
— Lori Schmidt (@LoriSchmidt) October 7, 2017
And that does it for this week, we'll see you next time for a night game involving delicious maize.