Social Reactions: Ohio State Finds the Turbo Button at Exactly the Right Time in Happy Valley

I had this friend in high school who was infuriatingly, casually brilliant. He was the kind of guy that could wake up five minutes before school started, roll into class wearing pajamas, and ace whatever AP Calculus crap teachers would throw at him while picking McGriddle remnants out of his teeth. This was especially infuriating to the assorted plebeians in his wake like myself who were spending an inordinate amount of time simply trying to parse the difference between various squiggly lines in Trig (which I failed, both in terms of squiggly line taxonomy and also on my grade card).

So while I know that Ohio State is capable of hitting the nitrous at literally any time and dumping dozens of points on the scoreboard in less than a quarter, I don't exactly trust it, because I don't exactly understand it. Is that a product of me being dumb and comparatively incompetent? Well... yeah. But that won't stop me from sweating bullets like I did on Saturday.

THE TEAM

Crazy bc @JT_Tuimoloau was catching picks in practice this week too well deserved brudda !
— Teradja Mitchell (@teeraaw__) October 29, 2022

TO GOD BE THE GLORY!! 8-0!!!!

BUCKEYES!!!
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 29, 2022

Oh my goodness @JT_Tuimoloau https://t.co/4OtElUW8I2
— Zachary Harrison (@zacharrison_) October 29, 2022

All good
— Chop (@Miyannnn3) October 29, 2022

Gang forever @_keatonellis https://t.co/848JTRtxs7
— Julian Fleming (@julian_040) October 29, 2022

Amen brotha.. https://t.co/htFB6tzNlX
— TreVeyon Henderson (@TreVeyonH4) October 30, 2022

THE ALUMNI

PSU did their homework. 2man Defense in Obvious pass situations. Tough tough bc CJ has to beat them with his feet. I hope he decides to open the stride up and make some plays with his feet.
— DeVier Posey (@DPo8) October 29, 2022

Defense is rocking!
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) October 29, 2022

Farmer Gronk clearing the way- Go Bucks!
— robert smith (@Robert26Smith) October 29, 2022

Thats how you shut up 100k people
— Dee Miller (@DEEMILLER15) October 29, 2022

Dont underestimate how big of a win that is in Happy Valley. One of my favorite hostile environments.
— Reid Fragel (@Fragel79) October 29, 2022

I HEARD THIS JT DUDE IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL

Thats a damn play !! JTT cold, no surprise there.
— Garrett Wilson (@GarrettWilson_V) October 29, 2022

Wow JT has been SPECIAL!!
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) October 29, 2022

that boy JT tryna go #1 overall
— Bradley Roby (@BradRoby_1) October 29, 2022

Have a damn day! pic.twitter.com/CvqAEub0NH
— robert smith (@Robert26Smith) October 29, 2022

I think JT might have the best game Ive ever seen from a D-Lineman. His stat line is unbelievable
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 29, 2022

nahhhhh JT you having a day. One of the best defenses performances in OSU history
— Parris Campbell (@PCampbell21) October 29, 2022

SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN https://t.co/paiJXZIatd
— LeBron James (@KingJames) October 29, 2022

One of them ones fasho!
— Chris Olave (@chrisolave_) October 29, 2022

THE REST

Dawand Jones and Mike Hall singing along to their music on the way in. pic.twitter.com/e8X3ucf2tE
— Tom Orr (@TomOrr4) October 29, 2022

Tenors feeling frosty. #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/3rqj4Gyx1Z
— The Ohio State University Marching Band (@TBDBITL) October 29, 2022

Double Script Ohio! Lets go Buckeyes pic.twitter.com/IJXDJmKUlR
— Jim Lachey (@JimLachey64) October 29, 2022

1 down 3 to go pic.twitter.com/EtLM6Pw9zX
— Ohio State Buckeyes (@OhioStAthletics) October 29, 2022

Goodnight Penn State. pic.twitter.com/0T1D4K47Ml
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) October 29, 2022

This is a #B1G tweet. @SchutteDustin pic.twitter.com/T96Y3jnXoD
— (@PShuck) October 29, 2022

#GoBucks pic.twitter.com/eDYIjfqIhX
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) October 29, 2022

TREVEYON HENDERSON TO THE HOUSE@OhioStateFB takes the lead right back! pic.twitter.com/DcW9nwmja0
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) October 29, 2022

Best throw of the day by CJ Stroud.

Up six with 4 minutes left, OSU goes aggressive instead of running clock. Perfect placement by Stroud.

(Also, peek at Dawand Jones at RT ) pic.twitter.com/Do6cMHjirI
— Dane Brugler (@dpbrugler) October 30, 2022