It's well known that I've never been mad online — until right now.
Magic Johnson, the greatest basketball player in history, is about as well-liked as any popular figure in the year 2015 is able to be. You would think he'd be beyond reproach, even to the despicable Michigan Man.
Yet, it is not so.
Sparty Watch may have been successful, but Magic Watch was overlooked. From this morning. #Michigan fans strike pic.twitter.com/GcVPifZ5Df
— Justin Rose (@JRoseWXYZ) October 15, 2015
When Mark Dantonio is feasting on Jim Harbaugh's still-beating heart at midfield in the Big House as 100,000+ hipsters look on aghast, it will please me deeply to know the perpetrator(s) of this crime will be face-down in a puddle of their broken dreams/tears.
Source: @JRoseWXYZ
