Alabama plays Charleston Southern this week as part of its annual SEC Chickenshit Saturday festivities. You might be asking yourself, "Why?" Just don't do it around Nick Saban, because only a fool would overlook Charleston Southern.
A transcript of Nick Saban's latest rant. The most underrated part of it all was his attempt at marriage advice: pic.twitter.com/Ld7Z4tUahK
— Alex Byington (@abyingtonTD) November 19, 2015
Some people think cussing is the tool of the ignorant, but Saban's knack for profanity shows how untrue that is.
By the way, if I'm Georgia Southern, I say to hell with it and put that Saban quote on the front of next year's media guide.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) November 19, 2015
All in all, this one is up there with the time he advised his team to only sleep with women that had more to lose than them with the sage line of, "So, ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it's going to be with Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton."