Hope put up a nonsensical list of "Strange or humorous sayings, phrases, words, even quotes etc. heard or observed over the years".

vast or half vast knowledge 

General Ben Dover

Getting old sucks, but it beats all the known alternatives 

Lot's of old people would never want to be young again, few young people do not want to get old.

If you don't like the weather in Ohio, wait a few minutes, it'll change

It must be noon somewhere, give me a drink (heard more than a few times pregame)

I do not vouch for the veracity of any of these.   Please add, since I am no longer young I am having a hard time remembering