The 2024 college football season has been a banger on and off the field. As Ohio State and Notre Dame gear up for the final game of the season, there will be one viewer watching on the edge of his seat with his manhood on the line.
This year, we've already had a Florida State fan wager to eat dog shit if his Seminoles lost to Boston College. Florida State went down in flames and the fan wanked on his bet. Due to this, many people put the Seminoles' shite season on the fan for not following through with his debt.
A few weeks later, a Kansas State fan put his butt on the line, stating that he'd put a 5-layer burrito where the sun doesn't shine if his Wildcats lost to BYU. Kansas State lost and @SaintBillSnyder lived más.
Now, there are reports of a fan who will cut off his "humongous ding-dong" if Notre Dame wins the national championship.
— College Sports Only (@CollegeSportsO) January 14, 2025
What was likely intended to be a joke has become quite serious. Will he follow through and have a surgeon surgically remove his junk after his wife gives birth to his kids? Who knows? What we do know is that he might be rooting harder than any of us for Ohio State to beat the Irish on Monday.
If the Buckeyes come out on the short end of the stick, we can all take comfort in knowing that we will continue our lives with our...
