You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
The Buckeyes are on the road this week, taking on Rutgers in Piscataway. "Piscataway, New Jersey" is not something that screams "hostile environment," but don't tell that to Rutgers head coach Kyle Flood.
"Saturday night will be the best atmosphere in all of college football," Flood said, on the Big Ten Teleconference, Tuesday.
Honestly, I don't disagree. There is always something special about hearing "O-H-I-O" going around an opposing team's stadium. I imagine it'll sound even better at prime time. I'm sure Flood will not be disappointed.
As we eagerly await J.T. Barrett's first start of the year and "the best atmosphere in all of college football," here are this week's Tweets From Around Campus.
Steve jobs or the Martian?? #solomovienight
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) October 23, 2015
This seems to be a trend with this team and I must say, I approve. It actually makes no sense to go to the movies as a social event. You sit silently in a dark room and stare at a screen for upwards of an hour and a half, then you leave. There is nothing social about that.
S/O to my homie DaMarco Jones @jjones_74
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 21, 2015
@jjones_74 , can you get my car detailed?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 23, 2015
Just waiting on @jjones_74 to get my car detailed, needs a really good cleaning on my driver seat, wonder why
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 23, 2015
Cardale is 6-5, 250 lbs. Jamarco is 6-5, 310 lbs. Who ya got?
Think I'm gonna go buy a snake today since I can't have a dog at my apartment
— Johnnie Dixon (@MakeHistory_JD) October 19, 2015
Alright. That seems like a logical conclusion. They're almost the same thing.
Topanga from Boy Meets World was
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 21, 2015
Pretty sure @1Tyvis has a future in male modeling after football GQ better hit him up
— OSU Crush (@OSUCrush) October 21, 2015
J.T. Barrett wasn't buying it.
@JT_theQB4th lol "don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful" (*Keri Hilson voice)
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 22, 2015
I'm by far the slowest walker on campus. But probably one of the fastest runners
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) October 21, 2015
Slow walkers are the worst. I know exactly how long it takes me to get from my house to my classes and getting behind a slow walker totally throws off my timing. We should all chip in and buy him one of those hoverboard things, for my sake.
List of things better than the first bite of Chipotle pic.twitter.com/o4IExW8NHI
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 19, 2015
Listen. I love Chipotle. But again, it's not that good. Please just try somewhere else.
The man @EddieGeorge2727 getting a picture of his boy with @EzekielElliott #TNtOSU is stronger than ever #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/eJXbl0JU0m
— Coach Tony Alford (@CoachTonyAlford) October 16, 2015
@TDeck68 @elflein65 @Jboren50 @b_price54 @ChaseFarris57 pic.twitter.com/0NDebIQPx4
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 17, 2015
This is perhaps the best slobs picture yet.
@S13Collier your eyes always closed fr
— Alexander The Great (@Aramis_Javohn) October 23, 2015
@BrandenBowen @Aramis_Javohn shut up ILoveMakonnen pic.twitter.com/y7ehTBywzN
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 23, 2015
Can't wait to stay the night at the library tonight #midterms
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) October 20, 2015
I've never been a library kind of guy. I'm more into suffering through it in my own room. To each his own, I guess.
Drake the real MVP for sharing the @ names of the girls in the Hotline Bling video
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 21, 2015
Ace Boog pic.twitter.com/bGjVtek37c
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 17, 2015
Here's your weekly reminder that Ezekiel Elliott's dog is actually the cutest thing on earth.
Congrats to our new specialist @MakeHistory_JD aka "grandpa knees" on the promotion to punter! Not sure your athleticism is up to par though
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) October 22, 2015
Honestly the most exciting day of my life! Thank you guys for allowing me to join this wonderful group! #GoBucks https://t.co/Pvr3aAqd8j
— Johnnie Dixon (@MakeHistory_JD) October 22, 2015
Lol pic.twitter.com/JzA87vezDF
— Haley Long (@haleymorgan96) October 22, 2015
Ezekiel Elliott talks to lolo jones
Ezekiel Elliott had no luck with Taylor Swift a few weeks ago, but he got right back in the game this week. This time it was with track star Lolo Jones.
.@ezekielelliott Has @lolojones been training you? https://t.co/bEiILhN51e
— Ryan Basford (@RyanBasford) October 19, 2015
@RyanBasford @EzekielElliott gotta see this on vine before I break down form. Looks pretty solid.
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) October 19, 2015
@lolojones https://t.co/HP9DvBCMDT I was a good hurdle in high school but it's a different animal on the field pic.twitter.com/h1ILeZo5VV
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 19, 2015
@EzekielElliott oh! I didn't know you are a former hurdler! Crazy sweet. Gotta find this vine video
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) October 19, 2015
@lolojones click the Instagram link. It's a couple of my other hurdles from this year
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 19, 2015
What did Zeke think about this interaction?
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 19, 2015
when your son has a Twitter convo with one of his celeb crushes. https://t.co/7UGLih1FYD
— Momma, Mom & Mommy (@itz_mizdee) October 19, 2015
Pantoni's Throwbacks
This week might have been an all time best for Mark Pantoni. His throwback picture game was absolutely on point.
Happy Birthday shoutout to @LastKing_Glover pic.twitter.com/GS97VOWFau
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 18, 2015
Happy 21st birthday to @DLeeMG8 pic.twitter.com/1j7SZx5pUd
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 18, 2015
#tbt young Buck @EliApple13 pic.twitter.com/MsZRdneHyU
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 22, 2015
Happy Birthday shoutout to Big Meech @Meech_Dream14 pic.twitter.com/9ooyimukx8
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 23, 2015
And the best one yet...
Happy Birthday Shoutout to 'the man' Jerry Emig! pic.twitter.com/qvb6iBx2wL
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 20, 2015
For those of you who are unaware, this is Ohio State football's sports information director (also known as "an Ohio State spokesman" on our site) Jerry Emig. You can follow him at @BuckeyeNotes.
This week's winner of twitter
Apparently my shoes smell bad so @Cam_Johnston made me tie them outside of the window in our hotel room... #hopetheydontfall
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) October 17, 2015
The imagery here is just spectacular.
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