Across The Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on November 13, 2015 at 2:45 pm
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You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.

The Buckeyes play what will likely be their last unranked opponent of the season, Saturday. If they are going to repeat as champions, they're going to have to beat five consecutive top-25 teams.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. We shouldn't overlook the fact that Ohio State adds another chapter to one of the greatest rivalries in college football this weekend.

Noon game. Illinois. Wooden turtle. This is why you come to Ohio State.

The anticipation is killing you, I know. You need something to help pass the time. Again, I've come to the rescue with your weekly rundown of the week's best tweets. 

Not all heroes wear capes.

Shots fired (let the record show that Jamarco Jones actually weighs more than Meech, according to their player profiles).

Confession: I read this as "handles of ice cream" initially and was terribly concerned. "Handles (plural) of ice cream" would mean at least a liter and a half. For his BMA's sake, I'm glad I just can't read.

The trick is to just never go. Then when it's cancelled, you're prepared.

Petition: throw Taylor Decker a red-zone fade.

Is that game film in the background? Is he preparing for Oklahoma State, months ahead of time? On his daughter's first birthday? Cardale Jones – all business.

Unless you sleep through your haircut appointment, which I still feel bad about that. What's proper protocol in that situation? Do I apologize? Do I say nothing and try again? Are the going to judge me next time I go back? 

I cannot imagine a scenario this man is not intense. I want him at my wake. I'm putting this is writing. If I die and Kerry Coombs is not at my wake, I will haunt somebody. Try me.

Tim Hinton Goes Down. Again.

If it happens once, it's an accident. If it happens twice, it's a coincidence. If it happens more than that, it's probably your fault.

Tim Hinton has been drilled by Michael Thomas in practice at least three times within the year. 

At one point I was advocating for hazard pay for the Ohio State tight-ends coach, but I've changed my mind. I've decided it's his fault. You have to know your surroundings and keep your head on a swivel.

Johnnie Dixon Hits Collier With the #TBT

 

Tbt of my boy @stephen13collier cutting up #LoveUBro

A video posted by johnniedixon1 (@johnniedixon1) on

 

Before the #wellactually's roll in, I'm aware this is Instagram and not Twitter. But it was too good not to post. And if we're being technical, Johnnie Dixton Tweeted the instagram link. So #wellactually right back at you.  

This Week's Winner Of Twitter:

Follow Friday:

  • Jalyn Holmes: @JayHolmes_
  • Kelsey Mitchell: @Kelz_Hoop Kelsey Mitchell is the star point guard of the No. 8 Ohio State women's basketball team and is perhaps the most dominant athlete at OSU, currently. Last season, she had one of the best freshman campaigns of all time, becoming the first freshman ever to lead the nation in scoring. She broke the B1G scoring record and has an active streak of 35 consecutive games in which she's hit a three-pointer – an NCAA record. She leads the Buckeyes tonight as they open their season on the road against No. 2 South Carolina. Give her a follow.
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