Across The Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on November 20, 2015 at 2:45 pm
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You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.

Tomorrow is Ohio State's long awaited match-up with Michigan State. ESPN's College GameDay is in town for the first time since 2009 and there's been a vibe on campus all week. Signs are being made, Connor Cooks are being cooked and The Oval has never been more exciting.

As we await kickoff, I have again compiled a list of the week's best tweets from around campus. Enjoy them, and enjoy the wonderful #GameDaySigns tomorrow morning. Mine will not disappoint.

Twice, I've seen Jalyn Holmes throwing shade on teammates for their shoe game, yet we've never seen his ... Makes u think.

Fake Urban is objectively the worst Twitter account/person in the world. We need to put a plan in motion to eradicate him. Whoever slays that vile creature for us will be handsomely rewarded.

Same. I want to do this:

Kelsey Mitchell makes filthy move.
Kelsey Mitchell crosses up a defender.

She's so good, it's just not fair.

There's a reason he's a captain. Lead by example, Joshua. There are other places to eat; teach your teammates. 

He proceeded to tell the next six people who replied that he loved them. 

Tyvis Powell: National Treasure.

This is exactly why I'm waiting until I get a new phone. My phone is just barely clinging to life, I just can't risk it.

Now that's just hateful to wish upon a teammate...

Wait. Who was saying Thanksgiving food is nasty? That might be the worst #take I've ever heard.

Jamarco Jones is not a Geography major.

(Is anybody a Geography major? Is that a thing?)

Roni, I don't know who you are but I stumbled across this tweet and it was one of the more hilarious things I've ever read. 

Tomorrow is Braxton Miller's final game in the Horseshoe. Without being too sentimental – I can't recall ever being genuinely perturbed by a player's senior day, but I am this time. In many ways, Braxton Miller exemplifies Ohio State football to me and it will be a little bittersweet seeing No. 5 No. 1 take the field one final time Saturday afternoon. 

I could write a book on what he's meant to this Ohio State program, but instead I'll just give you this:

Cam Should Have Run

On back-to-back punt attempts against Illinois, Cameron Johnston appeared to have enough room run for a first down and likely a lot more. Instead, he punted it downfield. He now realizes his mistake.

I don't mean to second-guess perhaps the best college football coach ever, but if Cameron Johnston can actually run a 4.3 40-yard dash, I'm at least mildly upset it hasn't been utilized even once in three seasons.

Rousey Went Down

Cardale Jones' celebrity crush Ronda Rousey took a big loss this weekend, getting knocked out in the second round by Holly Holm.

But it looks like someone else is trying to play Mr. Steal Your Girl:

Dolo vs. Jalyn Holmes in the octagon. The winner gets to take Ronda Rousey on a date. Make it happen.

Motherly Love

Darron Lee took a big hit in Saturday's game versus Illinois. His mother was far from sympathetic.

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