Meyer's Mentions: Fans Still Have Quarterback Advice, E+R = Hot Takes and Urban Has Petrified a Grown Rutgers Man

By Jimmy Longo on October 2, 2017 at 10:55 am
Urban Meyer
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Being the coach of the local team at any institution, you're going to get a lot of heat. Play calling, depth chart, decision making — you name it. At Ohio State, Urban Meyer isn't free from Twitter fingers. Here's a what's what of what people are saying.

Intro 

Over 600 yards of offense and 56 points, Urban.

The Highly-Controversial QB Debate 

Tommy bud, Urban isn't going to pay attention to you for tweeting your opinion about the quarterback with a reply to a J.K. Dobbins tweet.

Tweet him when he tweets out graphics of J.T. getting awards and having seven touchdown passes, etc. He'll surely pay attention to you then!

14-of-22 for 275 yards and three touchdowns is absolutely garbage. SAWFT.

E+R=?

Same, honestly.

This would have been the funniest tweet directed at Meyer for the week if guy's math wasn't wrong.

Z(E+R)-O= Z(E+R). Not ZERO. Yeah I do abstract algebra, folks. 

This doesn't happen very often, for the record.

The Best of the Rest

For the record, Blake Haubeil has not had his black stripe removed and the guy has been kicking balls in and out of bounds since week one.

Hey now, Jim. Rutgers wasn't going to stop the run or the pass so Urban might as well have. Fans want to know about their future stars, dontcha know?

You sir, @juanpenguin8 have done your society a great deed.

Urban Liar lulz.

I'd vote for him. His campaign platform would be championship rings and creating new jobs specifically for holding coaches back on the sideline.

Barb and Nikki, I'm sorry. Urban is never going to respond to you. It's a sad, sad tale but Urban would rather get repeated paper cuts then respond to tweets. 

IO, though. And wear team colors. This is the best choice.

Mike I'm completely broke too. I don't fill up a tank of gas ever because it's too expensive and I'd rather pay for $10 worth of $2.44/gal and fill up more when the price is lower. Yeah, still broke.

Somebody tell my boy Ram multiple Four Loko Golds on a Wednesday morning is not good for the soul. 

"Tweet five characters and carry a big stick." - says man holding a 30-rack of Busch in his profile picture, probably.

 Mention of the Week

Sorry Bill DeStefano. Somebody check on him for me, will you? He needs an 11W sticker.

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