Well, it's here — apologies if #content is a little light around here until the 6 p.m. kickoff — the day of the Eleven Dubgate V is finally upon us. If you're coming out, namaste; if you've never been there... you're definitely missing out. (Full details are over here.)
If you're trapped elsewhere, first of all... apologies. Secondly, I'm afraid the TV schedule is a bummy. Unless my eyes deceive, I do not believe two ranked teams play each other this week.
Other than Ohio State's game, I guess I'm looking forward to catching some of Michigan State? Sadly, I think Arkansas at Texas A&M could be the best game of the day. (Bert has a 400-pound brother named Bart, by the way.)
- Apologies on lack of the $10,000 Presidential Power Parlay. I got caught up helping some friends. Next week, the streets will be quenched.
- Two Marionaire Gunz up to FontanaBuck.
| Time (ET PM) | Matchup | Favorite | TV | Internet |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12:00 | WYOMING at No. 9 MICHIGAN STATE | MSU (-28½) | ESPN2 | WatchESPN |
| 12:00 | TENNESSEE at No. 12 GEORGIA | UGA (-16½) | ESPN | WatchESPN |
| 3:30 | ARKANSAS vs. No. 6 TEXAS A&M in DALLAS | TAMU (-10) | CBS | CBS Sports |
| 4:15 | No. 16 STANFORD at WASHINGTON | STAN (-7) | FOX | FOX Sports GO |
| 9:00 | ILLINOIS at No. 21 NEBRASKA | NEB (-21½) | BTN | BTN2GO |
CINCINNATI FILE DUMP. Hopefully Ohio State makes this swift so Cincinnati fans can go back to cheering for Ohio State.
- Maks previews the Bearcats.
- Will Ohio State be ready for the Bear defense? (They better be.)
- Jason, the Lord of Whispers and Mike join the roundtable.
- Rabinowitz: Cincinnati will be tough.
- W/e: Five reasons Cincinnati will beat Ohio State.
- This'll be wild: Jon Waters to sue for $1,000,000.
PERTINENT HEISENBERG. YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE BIG TEN, CINCINNATI!1!!!1
AKRON IS FLEXING. I won't say I hate these, and people might say "LOL AKRON," but I've been to Akron on numerous occasions. (Shout out to the Hardy's 71/76 split.) Akron is an awesome city. Akronians can get away with this:
Putting the finishing touches on the locker room prep. Gold chrome helmets are ready for their debut! #ZipSwag pic.twitter.com/jVvmR9u1pk
— Akron Zips Equipment (@ZipsEquipment) September 26, 2014
Pitt's getting whooped today.
THOSE WMDs. Gotta hear both sides...Kameron Williams is on his way... So is Braxton Miller... Ballboy hustled 'em... Shine on, Mario Balotelli... I knew better than to pick up Kirk freakin' Cousins smdh.... Cavaliers ate a Mario mushroom this off-season...
