Remember former Michigan Man Nik Stauskas? Well, he's exiled in Sacramento and playing for the Kings now. He also apparently has shoddy house security:
Judging by his reaction, Nik Stauskas is either the chillest bro alive or he's paying somebody to clean that up. I'd be furious if this happened to me, but it happened to a Michigan Man, so I am just going to sit back in delight at the idea of Boogie Cousins throwing popcorn all over his house.