Mississippi released its Notice of Allegations on the Friday of Memorial Day weekend, and despite Cheatin' Rick Neuheisel's suggestions to the contrary, Rebels fans may commence sweating.
The report itself is long and winding—read it in full here—but it includes 28 allegations stretching back to the pre-Hugh Freeze era, some of which have subheaders down to the letter "P."
Here's a handy spreadsheet from Rivals' Jeffrey Wright:
Love college sports. Who hasn't brought car in for repairs, chose not to get work done yet gets loaner for 10 weeks? pic.twitter.com/BWDAVA7hXe
— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) May 27, 2016
Words are hard, however, so Ole Miss released an accompanying infographic to help everyone understand the allegations against it:
My favorite part about all of Ole Miss' football cheating (and to be clear, there are allegations against three Rebel sports) is the fact all Ole Miss has to show for it is fancy Peach Bowl participation rings.