Columbus' unemployment rate sits at 4.2% — well below the national average of 5.3%. So if you're reading this from the Discovery City, chances are you're employed.
But let's say you're not, or rather, let's say you've always had a dream of driving a van under the employment of a former championship-winning Ohio State running back?
Look no further, because Maurice Clarett is hiring.
Tell you one thing that I may or may not know from past experiences: There are worse jobs out there.