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Hate Week Haiku

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November 19, 2023 at 9:03am
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The Buckeyes are 11 and OH and ready to teach TTUN that cheaters never prosper.  Our weekly haiku exercise has indisputably assisted the undefeated season so far, and we roll it again for the most important game.  This edition of The Game is perhaps more important than any of its 118 versions. 

  • The Buckeyes must avenge two consecutive losses* to TTUN and restore the rightful balance of the universe.
  • The winner takes the Big Ten East title to the conference championship to face heavy underdog Iowa.
  • The winner is (almost definitely) in the CFP, and the loser is (probably) out.
  • All of the above resembles 2022, but now with Hairball's scandals, nearly the entire college football world has an interest in the Buckeyes putting an end to the cheaters.

With the field set for TTUN, a quick review of last week's Minny Haiku shows that Cjmgobucks already kicked off this week with the following submission.

Fuck that team up north 

Harbaugh is a lousy crook

wait. Is this too soon?

No Cjm, it's never too soon.

Let it roll, 11W.  Go Bucks! Beat Blue!!!

(EDIT: no M)

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