You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Twitter delivered again this week with a few wonderfully trollful interactions and a few other gems. With how great Twitter has been, we may be fine just staying in the off-season forever.
*shudders*
If anyone's tried to text me my phones broken...
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) May 26, 2015
Don't worry. That's why he hasn't texted back.
Lol me and TD in the background @TDeck68 pic.twitter.com/PmaiiovoRU
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) May 27, 2015
Nope-not even Watty baseball regional semi final can keep him from photo action. @EzekielElliott @OSUCoachMeyer pic.twitter.com/xOp8Z896YT
— Shelley Meyer (@spinnershells) May 28, 2015
#HotTake: Urban Meyer's photobomb game is stronger than Kerry Coombs's hashtag game.
When the rock yells "I am Hercules" I immediately want a sword in my hand and to be facing certain death. Born in the wrong time.
— Mike (@mike63bennett) May 26, 2015
Trying to be like @RIP_JEP ... went and bought my first ever GQ magazine today
— Russell Doup (@russdoup32) May 23, 2015
Joshua Perry is easily the best dressed on the team. Except he wears sweats to class just like everyone else because, class.
I just ate a large pizza... I feel bad for breaking my diet rules... The part about me on a diet is a total lie... Happy Memorial Day
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 25, 2015
When you know Bae lying pic.twitter.com/KtNNTb0Ruv
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) May 29, 2015
I'm cocky in prediction. I'm confident in preparation. I'm humbled Win or Lose! #Loading...
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) May 26, 2015
Lol I'm only 19
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) May 22, 2015
Yup, here it is. A kid younger than me has already come to my school, accomplished more than I ever will and left to make millions of dollars before I even graduate leaving me here to compile his tweets into an article. Hooray!
My twin and I #MomAndSon #WeCute #USA pic.twitter.com/xE4JSaTkUw
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) May 25, 2015
Man That nap just touched my soul
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 28, 2015
Grits and sweet tea on the porch, can't beat it. pic.twitter.com/5Z4gJCqFml
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 27, 2015
Truth: grits have no flavor, and sweet tea tastes like sweat. I'm great at living in the south, can't you tell?
Okay I see you old man @CoachTomHerman pic.twitter.com/d4dpqgoKKR
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) May 22, 2015
Since I can't wear the crop top next year @OSUCoachMeyer says he will wear it in honor
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) May 28, 2015
11 years ago I wrapped a club around a tree out of frustration and haven't golfed since, I'm golfing today, this should be interesting.
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 25, 2015
Cameron johnston comes home
Bags packed, on the way to airport, watch out Columbus I'm coming back!
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 27, 2015
Cue that Skylar Grey song, the teams' greatest asset is coming home.
Eventually.
The joys of cancelled flights! Now flying Melbourne to Sydney to San Francisco to Chicago to Columbus! #midwaybound #kiddingme
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 27, 2015
26 hours of travel and going strong! #getmetocolumbus #struggling
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 28, 2015
But it's all worth it when you know you're going to have a warm welcome in Columbus, right?
@Cam_Johnston man the chances of me picking u up from airport just went down from 99% to 10%
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 27, 2015
Kirk Barton vs zach boren
Ahhhh the off-season— where a Twitter war between two former players gets far more attention than it should. Nevertheless, this exchange is pretty fantastic. This may shock you given the two parties involved, but the Twitter-beef was about weight lifting and steroid use. Sigh.
@Kirk_Barton lay off the roids Barton
— Zach Boren (@ZBoren44) May 28, 2015
You won't put your money where your mouth is. Let's bet. $50k. Any test. Your dad can front the money for you https://t.co/8U13HaUjdo
— Kirk Barton (@Kirk_Barton) May 28, 2015
Hahaha relax buddy. Don't start raging on me https://t.co/XxPEn0F3Ax
— Zach Boren (@ZBoren44) May 28, 2015
Knew you'd be a pussy and backpedal. No rage. All truth. https://t.co/YWTrPd7bsp
— Kirk Barton (@Kirk_Barton) May 28, 2015
@Kirk_Barton haha. Let's take some preworkout and go get some curls in Barton. You need to take that aggression out on some weights lil hoss
— Zach Boren (@ZBoren44) May 28, 2015
Just to clarify, Zach Boren was clear that he was joking. But who wouldn't want to see these two compete in pretty much anything?
Also, gotta love Kirk Barton for playing no games and jumping right out to $50K. That's some Floyd Mayweather confidence.
This week's winner of twitter
I think for the first time since we've been doing this, the week's winner will be consensus. There should be no debate about this. If you second guess this choice, you are just objectively incorrect.
So, @NFL_CFB tweeted this:
College football's best mascots 2 @OhioStAthletics 5 @FootballUGA 7 @PittStGorillas Full list: http://t.co/wZ8oLjpTlh pic.twitter.com/Xf4ssDwJW5
— CollegeFootball 24/7 (@NFL_CFB) May 28, 2015
Brutus was not happy about being second on this list, so he voiced his displeasure.
#GoBucks @NFL_CFB pic.twitter.com/Ba3TBCKc5g
— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) May 28, 2015
And The Duck responded with this:
@Brutus_Buckeye @NFL_CFB Quality over Quantity #donthateuscauseyouaintus #DontHatethePlayerHateTheGame
— The Oregon Duck (@TheOregonDuck) May 28, 2015
And then, ladies and gentlemen, your finishing move:
.@TheOregonDuck @NFL_CFB If you say so... Quality > Quantity #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/kWWr2YfPUN
— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) May 28, 2015
We're done here. Game over. The Duck's death in this Twitter war was swift, but surely not painless.
There was not even an attempt at a response, defense, or rebuttal from The Duck.(sounds a lot like the Football team amirite?)
Follow Friday
- Jamarco Jones @jjones_74
- Tony Gerdeman @GerdOZone -Like Tom Orr from last week, Gerd is one of the first Ohio State "tweeters" I ever followed. Also like Tom, he's spectacular at trolling Michigan fans (so is Ramzy, but that probably isn't news to you). I understand most Buckeye writers are, but Tom, Gerd, and Ramzy just seem to have an extra gear. Maybe it was the Cooper years. I guess I'll never know. I was born in 94'. Anyway, Gerd is also a wonderful writer whom I've learned a lot from reading, so whenever he tweets out a link, do yourself a favor and read it.
- Aloiya Earl @aloiya51 -Aloiya is the newest member of our team. She's both a doctor and a good writer-of-sports. I am neither of those things. Give her a follow.