D'Angelo Russell is gone to the NBA, where he'll once again be the best player on an otherwise mediocre ball team, but this time, he'll be paid millions of dollars for his efforts.
And while Russell now belongs to the pantheon of past Buckeye greats, today we got an answer to a question that has flummoxed OSU theologians and historians for nearly two years:
What in the hell does #Loading... mean, D'Angelo?
On the phone with coach Thad happy to part of #BuckeyeNation #Loading http://t.co/gi9UlZ9ZL4
— D'Angelo Russell (@D_Russ0) June 8, 2013
#Loading...
— D'Angelo Russell (@D_Russ0) January 3, 2014
Only if Un-meeting people was an option #Loading
— D'Angelo Russell (@D_Russ0) March 30, 2015
Allow the reigning Big Ten Freshman of the Year and teenage mystic to elaborate:
"I'm loading to success. Like, my dreams are right around the corner. You set goals for yourself, and once you reach that dream or that goal, you set a new goal, and you'll forever be loading..."
Let's hope the New York Knicks don't torpedo D'Angelo Russell's career by drafting him.