UWeekly is the typical alt-publication found on college campuses across America. This week's headliner is a one-size-fits-all story about why people should eschew relationships in college and pursue puking in church water fountains or a threesomes with two people from their English class. (Note: these are real anecdotes used by a writer who totally didn't have a college relationship end in bitter disappointment.)
Validity of the advice aside — what's much more humorous are the three football players who appear on the cover:
[From left to right: defensive lineman Joel Hale, wide receiver Evan Spencer, and defensive lineman Tommy Schutt.]
The message here was clearly for the three football players to look like obnoxiously drunk creepers, and all three players displayed some quality acting chops in this hilarious performance.
And you know what they say: the cover of UWeekly today, tomorrow the world.
