In declaring Saturday the second annual "Scarlet Letter Saturday," Ohio Governor John Kasich also made the College Football Playoff Committee honorary Ohioans.
The nation's 29th and greatest president, Warren Gamaliel Harding, returns from sabbatical with money on his mind. (Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.)
After a summer of being slandered from beyond the grave, the nation's 29th (and greatest) president is back for another campaign of college football betting and NSFW-debauchery.
