In the immediate aftermath of Ezekiel Elliott and Ohio State bringing eternal judgement on this country's 2014 college football season, many sensible people did things like stand on a frozen Mirror Lake or rush the Oval.
Other, less sensible (and probably more intoxicated) people did things like set dumpsters on fire or cause enough ruckus on High Street to the point police deployed tear gas canisters.
And while the latter group didn't exactly cover themselves (or the University) in glory last night, they did make for the better collection of photos.
At least a dozen fires started after #OhioState team's national title win as police use tear gas on (rowdy) fans. pic.twitter.com/Bk6QmVnnDU
— The Crisis Magazine (@thecrisismag) January 13, 2015
Tear gas, stare-downs: How Ohio State celebrations got a little out of hand http://t.co/e4rk6UQovG (@USATODAYSports) pic.twitter.com/X91KBzgrAG
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 13, 2015
Tear gas, pepper spray disperse crowds of Ohio football fans http://t.co/5ZwF1iIUxm pic.twitter.com/IYZcPkDL00
— RT America (@RT_America) January 13, 2015
Without a stupid joke this time, this is a pretty sweet picture of an enormous dumpster fire at Woodruff and Waldeck pic.twitter.com/GyE9wLKQJ5
— Ryan Cooper (@RyanCooperOSU) January 13, 2015
Tear gas deployed on High St pic.twitter.com/OOhJG8tYUr
— Jeremy Pelzer (@jpelzer) January 13, 2015
VIDEO: Fans get a little rowdy over @OhioState national championship win, police use tear gas http://t.co/76yALqK4z0 pic.twitter.com/RWWEv3ajRD
— WEWS NewsChannel5 (@WEWS) January 13, 2015
Ohio State fans had a real good time in the streets of Columbus... until the tear gas arrived. http://t.co/d3MFlvU6ZX pic.twitter.com/bNQEIXq8mS
— Dr. Saturday (@YahooDrSaturday) January 13, 2015
I was reading about the police using tear gas then this happened pic.twitter.com/PbJlz1Zjwy
— Bandit (@JaggerBadger) January 13, 2015
Dumpster fire pic.twitter.com/l81GuoG9eG
— Heath Minger (@MingMoonTenMini) January 13, 2015
Tears of joy, tear gas and downed goal post in Columbus after Buckeyes' victory. Gallery: http://t.co/WaGZwoYMNO pic.twitter.com/in08PAUMBB
— AP Top 25 (@AP_Top25) January 13, 2015
Crowds Riot, Tear Gas Thrown After #Buckeyes Championship Win, @MicheleWsyx6 reports - http://t.co/76xkYIhMBK pic.twitter.com/iAGKjaOgYd
— WSYX ABC 6 (@wsyx6) January 13, 2015
Had no idea there was a dedicated dumpster fire icon. pic.twitter.com/fbS0jVgsa5
— allison manning (@allymanning) January 13, 2015
Dumpster was still on fire this morning..... #OSU
— Savanna Daniel (@savy_dan) January 13, 2015
The craziest thing? According USA Today, there were no reports of arrests.